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Sunday, April 12, 2009

MLB "Extra Innings", Fox, Marlin Twits (and Flo Rida) Rob Fans of Steller Otro Duque Performance

Thanks Bud Selig, you dick!
I hope you get a paper cut counting all the money from both Fox and all us chumps who purchase your sub par broadcast packages--you get paid for the same games twice and the fans can get fucked, right?! Empty Base Syndrome continues.

Hernandez, Castillo, Reyes, Delgado, Church all had swell games I am told. I bet they wish I saw them.

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  • At 3:46 PM, Anonymous jdon said…

    Our #5 starter and resident killer whale won the only game of a series against a defensively inept team with a bullpen that can only be described scatologically. Reasons for optimism? I say, you need your temperature taken, young man. You might be delirious with fever. That sometimes passes for optimism.

    P.S. I posted this in the blog below this originally. I am going baseball blind.

  • At 3:47 PM, Anonymous jdon said…

    Let's see if this team can mop the floor with the pathetic Pods. I happen to think they will lose one (at least--I hope no more) Let's see if they can get a run going at home against the Little Sisters of the Poor. I happen to believe that this bunch of flatliners cannot ride the wave, that they always settle back and mail one in when winning should be just business as usual.

    P.S. Ditto on this

  • At 8:06 PM, Blogger Jaap said…

    Apparently, the Padres team motto is "Why Not?". That's the key to their success. The Mets team motto seems to be "Huh? Where am I? Is this it? Shit...."


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