It's Mets For Me: Off-Beat, Tangentially Relevant Mets Ruminations

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Monday, April 06, 2009

Touch the Snake, Mr. Red Legs!

Photo courtesy (?) of this major league jerk.

Let's go. Mets.



  • At 11:38 PM, Anonymous Keyser said…

    Once again, Carlos Beltran shows his unclutchness. He comes up with men on first and second in a key spot in the game and proceeds to hit the ball way too hard. Its not enough that he lined a single into right so hard that Wright could not score from second. He hit it so hard that the right fielder couldn't handle it and partially booted it, causing Razor Shines to send Wright home only to be thrown out! What a waster of money! Why can't Beltran hit the ball as weakly as Captain Clutch, Derek Jeter?

  • At 11:36 AM, Anonymous cver said…

    Hey Mr. Keyser!! How U BE? And Mr. IMFM, in the category of things that you really hate, we might have here a new low:


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