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Monday, August 25, 2008

Top 10 Reasons Luis Castillo Asked For a Few More Days on the DL

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Passing on activation


Item: Luis Castillo reportedly doesn't feel right about starting for the Mets, asks for a few extra days. What are his possible reasons?

10. still raising cash to buy a pair of old Shea Stadium seats.

9. it's just common courtesy to let the current second baseman's hair coloring job fade before taking his job

8. still owes Lance Berkman money.

7. his joining the club could jeopardize team's qualification for federally-funded "Reyes Employment" program.

6. under the contract Omar signed him to, a couple of days = $34,246 muthaf**kers!!

5. will be assisting on El Duque's surgery

4. no pressing need for his "Brian Schneider-like" power

3. trying to figure out why Omar insisted on calling him a cab from hotel to Shea.

2. wants to rest up, maintain .316 September batting average from last year's collapse during this year's collapse.

1. Just can't bear to watch Aaron Heilman come in and blow another game.

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5 Comments:

  • At 5:35 AM, Blogger Jaap said…

    how about: takes too long to hinge lazy bones together long enough to get out of bed?

    brilliant post, by the way.

     
  • At 10:28 AM, Blogger Itsmetsforme said…

    thanks Jaap.

    I wonder how pronounced the Luis Limp will be upon his return from 100 yrs of relaxing and reconditioning? Methinks he stuffs his shoes with contract money.

     
  • At 10:31 AM, Anonymous www.love2wager.com said…

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    What about, he was in Beijing watching the games and missed his connecting flight.

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  • At 10:38 AM, Blogger Itsmetsforme said…

    Holy crap, the spam robots have evolved the ability to make clever comments on blogs! It's the singularity! Everybody run!!

     
  • At 3:00 PM, Blogger katherine said…

    Well, things could be worse. At least the robots are Mets fans.

     

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