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Friday, April 21, 2006

STARS of the GAME: Last Night's Heroes

The Mets can't just rely on their big-contract stars. No, a good, playoff bound team will need to draw on its role players throughout the season. So to urge the team on to greater hights, I want to institute a time-honored tradition in the NHL (a now dormant ice hockey league played its games mostly in the 20th century).
So without further ado, last nights 3 IMFM "Stars of the Game" are:

1. JULIO FRANCO: Wow, old guys are cool!






2. KAZ MATSUI: His dash round the bases for his third season-beginning HR made us all forget the dismal failure he's been for the Mets. Nah that's not true. But I betcha next year he does it again on opening day as a Pitsburg Pirate. Go KAZ! But everyone knows that Mike Piazza never met a plate he could block, so...





3. JOSE VALENTIN:
Collects his first hit, becomes internet sensation. This guy brings it!

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