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Monday, April 07, 2008

Take this Rocky!

It's time to rewrite Rocky IV, and keep it real this time. Rocky was an aged and ridiculous chump, and he wasn't even a good boxer. The Mets need to do an Apollo Creed on the Phillies, perhaps avenging the evils perpetrated by Lando Calrisian.

And while the existence of a whole internet encyclopedia page devoted to Ivan Drago saddens me, this is no time to worry about western civilization.


"Dear Phillies, You will lose."



  • At 2:15 PM, Blogger MP said…

    Brutal, brutal game. But hey, Carlos Muniz pitched well. So we got that going for us...which is nice.

  • At 2:19 PM, Blogger Itsmetsforme said…

    Muniz is a shining light! Time to DFA Shownblow.

  • At 4:05 PM, Anonymous cver said…

    Yes, Muniz and Ollie have been good.


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