It's Mets For Me: Off-Beat, Tangentially Relevant Mets Ruminations

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Sunday, August 08, 2010

Mets Look Almost Smart for One Day: Cora Released, Tejada Makes Plays, Francoeur Brings the Lazr!.jpg
Don't let Frenchy's fleeting success confuse you.

Sorry Jeff, but you still got to go.  However, we hope you enjoy your success and bask in the victory you gave the Mets with your dramatic home run last night. Your smile will be missed.
Isolated homers nor puppies can save this career.



  • At 11:30 AM, Anonymous >=O Met fan >=O said…

    Why the Mets continue to run out a team full of players who have no business on a major league field is beyond me. I've gone from furious to nihilistic to un-interested and back to furious again. Having to look at Luis Castillo and Jeff Francoeur every game is just bad for my blood pressure.

  • At 11:49 PM, Blogger I.M. Forme said…

    Furious nihilism will serve you well as a met fan.


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