Top 10 Things Jerry Manuel is Trying to Figure Out with His Pen and Pad
Not, unfortunately, Manuel cleaning out his desk
Item: Jerry Manuel's comments on the Carlos Beltran situation: "I'm sitting down with a pen and pad trying to figure some things out."
10. How many Delta frequent flier miles would qualify him for discount on October 2010 vacation package
9. Just how zany Oliver Perez is
8. List of the League Championship Series leaders in on-base percentage and other statistical numbers
7. Air speed velocity of an unladen swallow
6. Jeff Wilpon's Facebook password...hahahahahahhahahahahaha!
5. Appropriate length of his inevitable contract extension
4. Inventive new ways to utilize Casey Fossum's talents
3. Just why fertile ground has fertilizer which is a good thing
2. Ground speed velocity of a fat, past-prime free agent catcher
1. How many statistical people he'd have to get together, to put so many stats on paper, to get into the playoffs