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Monday, April 28, 2008

Top 10 Things Moises Alou May Also Possibly Be Diagnosed With


what has Moises caught?


Reports are surfacing that Moises Alou has been diagnosed with a possible fracture in his left ankle, perhaps incurred as he shifted positions in a medical hottub. In addition, doctors suggested the sometime Mets left fielder may be suffering from:

10. the sillies
9. lobster tail syndrome
8. the Andromeda Strain
7. Pagan-envy
6. cabin boy fever
5. malarkia
4. hobo-nucleosis
3. Silas Marner
2. high gas prices
1. urinary digit decay



This photo may no longer be posted on the Minaya family fridge. The 18 symbolizes the number of innings the Mets hoped to get out of Alou this year.


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