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Sunday, March 05, 2006

Metsfans, you know what time it is...

Its that time again! Time for an idiotic poll!!!
Spring is underway, and well with X. Nady hitting like ,
Heilman pitching like and damn, even Jose Valentin's hitting .500,

even the most cynical fan has to ask:

Which Mets player's Kool-Aid are you currently drinking?
Heilman: he's all stretched out, didn't shave, and he is ready to start
KazMat: a couple, uh, early boos aren't going to stop this guy from rebounding
Xaviar Nady: itsmetsforme was an idiot to oppose this trade, just look at the dude's first spring game
A. Hernandez: this guy will start at 2nd on opening day, and then on his way to Cooperstown
Darren Oliver: ha just kidding, no one's drinking that
Lo Duca: he's not hurt too badly, and will fit right in to the teams history of mediocre fielding Italian-American catchers--he calls a GREAT GAME
Roidger Clemens is a dick
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