It's Mets For Me: Off-Beat, Tangentially Relevant Mets Ruminations

Off Base Since 2005! Mets commentary from the counter-intuitive to the unintuitive and all the intuitives in between. ** "Through the use of humor and gross inaccuracy...a certain truth can be gained." Rob Perri ** (pester me or follow me @itsmetsforme on twitter)

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

IMFM Pulsecheck

As Mets spring camp approaches, what will happen first this season?
Heilman bombs
Rickey tries to renegotiate his 10 day contract
Franco's falseteeth: missing
Willie muffs a double switch
Anna Benson will..., oh no wait she's gone
Zambrano walks 3 in a row
Mets invite Vince Coleman to help youngsters work on their golf swings
Rickey grabs glove, runs out to left field for start of game
Delgado sings national anthem
Mets invite Vince Coleman to spring training to lecture on tarpaulin safety
Rick Peterson appears without jacket on
Ron Darling bores someone's pants off
Mets invite Vince Colemen to Shea for "Firecracker Safety Day"
Fans miss Fran Healy
Tom Glavine rolls his eyes
Free polls from


Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home

This blog is meant completely and entirely in jest, unless you count the angst, and is not meant to offend anyone, unless you are a Br*ves fan. It's not affiliated with Sterling, the Mets, common sense, good taste, or anything really.