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Monday, March 29, 2010

Pre-Season Guessing Games
Face it: you know he's going to suck, we all do.

Which will happen first this season?
Ollie finally sent packing (released, demoted ala Trachsel, contract eaten, etc.)
Omar fired
Jerry fired
New HR apple malfunctions again
Carlos Beltran returns to the field free polls



  • At 3:34 PM, Anonymous cver said…

    Man, you've gotten 85 votes. If things aren't bad enough, Pe'Dreadful has his heart set on being our new setup man.

  • At 10:30 PM, Blogger I.M. Forme said…

    i want what some of what he's smoking. So does Ron Washington.

  • At 11:39 AM, Blogger Jaap said…

    I can't vote - there's no "all of the above" button!

  • At 9:10 PM, Anonymous cver said…

    It looks like the Mets are about to both hurt their future ace by bringing him up to pitch middle relief and also let Sean Heilman Green make the cut. If put their names in a hat, you could do better than the Mets front office.

  • At 10:49 PM, Blogger I.M. Forme said…

    I'm more upset to see Sean "It Ain't Easy Watching" Green on the roster than I am about JJenrry "Gift of the" Mejia as the rest of the fanboys.

    After the last 3 years, I can't help feeling it's like rearranging your icecubes in your drink on the deck of the Titanic.


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