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Thursday, December 13, 2007

A Tribute to Cpt. Red Ass

Happy Holidays Paulie!

"Whats that you say, the ink is dry on my new contract with the Nationals?" Pic stolen from here

So many things make more sense now that I've read the Mitchell Report, which surprisingly made no mention of Alyssa Milano. There will be plenty of time for words later, so while we wait for Roidger Clemens' sure to be pathetic explanation of why he threw a bat at Mike Piazza, and as we wait for the Yankees to cede their ill-gotten 2000 World Series title to the Mets, let's enjoy a pictoral tribute to the firey Paul LoDuca's Mets years.

More, much more later.

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  • At 2:36 PM, Blogger Itsmetsforme said…

    Why the hell would Mo Vaughn need steroids?

    Best answer wins.

  • At 5:04 PM, Blogger Ontario Emperor said…

    I think we've explained Ty Cobb's temper also.

  • At 7:47 PM, Blogger Itsmetsforme said…

    In Cobb's time they called it wacky tabacci. Virulent racism probably helped.

    I can't believe that Big Pappi wasn't on the list. Hmm George Mitchell, where were the Sawx Roiders?

    Derrick Turnbow, now being on roids was the least of his problems--they should test for moonshine and inbreeding.

    Rick Ankiel and Chuck Knoblauch just became a doctoral dissertation on the effect of steroids on throwing the ball other than where you aim it. Just a bit outside.

    Finally, John Rocker gets some good press!

  • At 12:04 PM, Anonymous Paul Lo Duca's Agent said…

    While my client will credit the ‘roids all the “power” that he ever hit for in his career, they were in no way connected to any equipment throwing or ejections. Paul is naturally an asshole and has never needed any performance-enhancing chemicals to act like an Italian-American stereotype jerk: it is important to him that his fans know this.

  • At 9:00 PM, Blogger Itsmetsforme said…

    ha ha mr Mongelluzzi, duly noted. Duly noted.


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