Happy Belated Bobby Valentine's Day!

I almost forgot! In honor of this past week's celebration of love!

My Bobby Valentine (with apologies to Rodgers and Hart)



My Bobby Valentine
Sweet, "Top step" Valentine
Your memory makes me smile with my heart
Your disguise was laughable
Unfortunately photographable
Yet you were so much better than Art (Howe)




Was your outfield a little weak
Was Turk Wendell fucking sheep?
When Rick Reed got taken deep
Were you smart?



But don't change Yoshii for me
Not if you Agbayani
Stay little Valentine stay
Each day is Valentine's day


Wasn’t Steve Phillips a little dick?
They should have fired that little prick
you invented the wrap sandwich
You’re so smart!




But don't leave Japan for me
Not if you care for me
Stay with Chiba Lotte Marines, stay
Each day is Valentine's day












Pictures borrowed from here and here.