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Friday, February 16, 2007

Top 12 Reasons Charlie Samuels Had to Deny Aaron Heilman a Parking Spot

Aaron Heilman is reportedly upset that he is the only established Met without a parking spot at the Mets' Port St. Lucie facility. Why weren't there any spots left for Aaron?

12. Charlie Samuels asked by Wilpon to deliver subtle hint that maybe Aaron should be rollerblading to camp this year
11. Spots reserved for starting pitchers
10. "Barry Zito Parking" sign already hung
9. Mr. Met always diagonally parks his ?!#?!% S.U.V.
8. Mets still contractually bound to provide Mo Vaughn with parking
7. Yadier Molina took Heilman's spot too.
6. Need extra spots to diffuse tension among Franco, Alou, El Duque, and Valentin as to who gets handicap parking (shout out to Youngblood)
5. Bobby Bonilla won't move his car
4. LoDuca girlfriend/school bus parking
3. Shane Spenser passed out in golf cart
2. Because Derek Jeter sucks
1. Can't block Rickey Henderson's get-away car!

(includes 2 bonus reasons for Poopeyface!)

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