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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Top 10 Things Br*ves and their fans are doing in the off-season

At this time of great sucess, let's not forget the bastards we overcame to get here.

Top 10 Ways Br*ves and their fans are spending the off-season

10. Beating their wives/sisters (at least Bobby Cox is)
9. Put on their klan hoods
8. Cheating on their wives/sisters (at least Chipper is)
7. Two words: "Livestock Love"
6. Learn'un to read
5. Spreading the good word about English
4. Paying Mike Hampton
3. Insulting the team's second baseman
2. Who cares?
1. Not even coming close to playing in the Post-Season!!!



  • At 4:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    dur me's a braves fan and me Kan read. so ur rong abot us beig dumm.

  • At 5:28 AM, Blogger Jaap said…

    This, I love, something to sink the teeth into. We can all hate the stupidity of the American south safely and with great eagerness. What about writing misspellt love letters to Leo Mazzone? Drinking moonshine and playing the rape scene from Deliverance over and over again? Impregnating their cousins? Counting the stars on the Confederate flag? Learning to spell NASCAR?


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