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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Official Itsmetsforme Predictions 2006

You asked for it!

After an interview featuring Chipper Jones' admission that he, his manager, and Andruuww Jones are involved in a love triangle is published, Bobby Cox will resign as manager of the Br*ves, and be replaced by Wally Backman. Barroid Bonds will shrink to the size of Chris Rock. And, oh yeah, the Mets will beat the Yankees in another Subway series. Take that to the bank.


  • At 6:36 AM, Anonymous CB in PSL said…

    Great Prediction!!!!


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