Thanks: To Me

Reader… (with apologies to M. Cerrone)

A month ago this site sported roughly 2 readers. Today, it’s boasts 3 or 4, and, on the days when my Aunt is off her medication, you could say 4 and a half. Through this blog, I have not been able to talk with players, coaches, managers, or learn anything at all from of my favorite writers, or have casual sex with experts who I’ve long admired; Klapish won't return my calls to his home number...I’ve done no interviews nor been interviewed, but there really isn't much to be done on the Mets that isn't already done to death by every Melvin with a mancrush on Steve Trachsel and a modem…

The thing is, most of it is possible without you logging on…

And I can’t thank you all enough for making me your last stop every month for Mets nonsense, which you could really come up with on your own without me, especially if you develop a drinking problem and or multiple personalities, which has worked for me…

I have a good idea idea what the future holds for this website, for me, personally and professionally, but no matter what transpires I will probably forget immediately what you’ve inspired me to accomplish. Especially you Metstradamus, for being funnier than me and winning all the awards, when I myself have trouble finding my own blog most days.

So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you…
Itsmetsforme