It's Mets For Me: Off-Beat, Tangentially Relevant Mets Ruminations

Off Base Since 2005! Mets commentary from the counter-intuitive to the unintuitive and all the intuitives in between. ** "Through the use of humor and gross inaccuracy...a certain truth can be gained." Rob Perri ** (pester me or follow me @itsmetsforme on twitter)

Wednesday, August 24, 2005


Hell, I'm as amazed as anyone at the Mets' dominance of the D-Backs, but it gets a little boring. So after David Wright's HR in the 7th, I decided to turn my attention to more pressing matters. How to explain Jack's uncanny attractiveness? Why do I feel a special closeness to him? I laugh a little too hard at his jokes. I don't even like fastfood.


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