It's Mets For Me: Off-Beat, Tangentially Relevant Mets Ruminations

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Friday, August 19, 2005

For whom the Bell Trans

What is it with "stars" that come to play at Shea?

Why do they recently start eating (Mo Vaughn), sucking (Alomar, see also Bonilla), loosing their bats (Burnitz), loosing their teeth (Tom Glavine)?

Can a quiet guy from a loosing team cashing in on one remarkable and visible post-season reverse this trend?

Can anyone, please 'wipe the smile' off my face?


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